I wish i were a Liberal i really wish i do
then i could tell you people exactly what to do
i would swagger with a rhythm and a sycophantic bent
and if ever i am questioned i could simply just repent…..
I thought it would be easy this epiphany of mine
to embrace the Lib philosophy which is surely not a crime
but i needed expert guidance some mentors of repute
a political Beethoven or a conservative magic flute……..
I had heard about a man who was big in Sydney town
his fans called him God his opponents called him clown
so i managed a liaison with a man called Mr Drones
who proceeded to instruct me on the Liberal party tome…..
Now i couldn’t quite decipher his words just made no sense
in fact i thought they sounded,well,rather rather bent
he told me i was stupid and bellowed a decree
that progressive ways of thinking would lead to purgoraty…….
Now i quickly changed direction down south to Melbourne town
where the Holy Grail was waiting which im sure will be profound
but Christmas was approaching then the Herald angel sung
of freedom,free speech and equality, for all the Southern Sons……..
Then a hand shot out to greet me like a bolt out of the blue
he promised to introduce me to a man he called Guru
this Guru would inspire me would listen to my fears
like an Audio Pachydermos with two gigantic ears…….
He sat down and recited from a little book of blue
but halfway through summation i said it sounded like bulls poo
he roared at me in anger and took me by surprise
i think your’e just a progressive plant and your’e not even from my tribe……
My mind began to wonder just what could i do next
so i decided to seek opinion from the opposite fairer sex
i’d heard about this lady a speaker of renown
so i saddled up the bronco and rode to Canberra town…..
Her presence was formidable like an ancient warrior Queen
and the crown that sat upon her head the likes iv’e never seen
but when i asked my question on the Lib philosophy
she said You Are Out Of Order now please leave my company…….
I said i beg to differ your ruling is not fair
but she just smiled and walked away as if i wasn’t there
then suddenly i was accosted by a swarm of vicious bees
they stung me to submission and brought me to my knees……
By now i’d had a gutfull and the penny finally dropped
why these bloody stupid idealogues have really lost the plot
they bluster and they holler and shed their crocodile tears
their just filling in a vacuum just reeling in the years…….
My Father fought for freedom at this place El Alamein
so you and i would never face that threat again
some mates were killed in action some granted a reprieve
and once their wounds were tendered sent to fight the Japanese……..
Now this Government is trashing our forebears legacy
so no more will i seek Liberal i hope you will agree
they are blatant opportunist an evil cruel regime
and it’s something that Australia has never ever seen……
And so i have determined as determined as i can be
to never wish upon myself an LNP Party
they can keep their lords and laidies their knighthoods and their dames
and people who support them should hang their heads in shame……
So my message to the Government of any shape or hue
is to govern for the Country not just the chosen few
cause if you just ignore us our vote we will redact
and we will rise up and defeat you, and take our Country back………
Close confidante of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, George Pell, Australia’s most senior Catholic, has been found guilty of child sexual abuse.
The Grovely Gazette 