Our fun-filled budget night extravaganza that happens only once a year – Budget Night Bingo! Brought to you by our valued new sponsors Berocca and Smirnoff.
For those who are unfamiliar with the territory here’s how it works…
You will need:
At least two bottles of an acceptable red wine (or equivalent)
A piece of cardboard
A pair of scissors
Some glue or sticky tape
A pen (or pencil)
- Print out the “”EXCLUSIVE”” Gutter Trash Bingo card pictured above
- Stick it on to the piece or cardboard using the glue or some sticky tape, or blu-tack even.
- Tune in to the ABC to watch ScoMo’s Federal Budget speech on Tuesday night.
- When he says something that’s printed on the Bingo card, have swig of grog.
- Repeat until pissed.
P.S. The Gutter Trash encourages responsible drinking. Enjoy alcohol in moderation or drink a much as you…
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The stage is set for a D-D (delusion and drama) election on Saturday July 2nd – and that’s just a mere eleven weeks away.
It’s going to be a fun-thrilled ride, with Malcolm Turnbull successfully securing the trigger for the election after ‘those opposite’ refused to acquiesce to his royal demands for a building a construction industry watchdog to be reinstated to watch over how buildings are assembled by tradies and the like (or something like that).
Oddly enough, ‘the rest of Australia’ couldn’t really see what all the fuss was about, unless you were someone with an unhealthy obsession with Unions.
However the scrag fighting has already begun, with our well-paid elected representatives accusing each other of lies, deception and fraud. And that’s just within the LNP.
Once the golden boy of Australian politics, the member for Goldman Sachs, has in the space of a few short months…
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“How can I help you win today?” Clay Nelson, US salesman and Morrison’s mentor.
Journos sulk balefully as Federal Treasurer Morrison wastes everyone’s time at Wednesday’s Press Club lunch. No-one’s up for yet another game of pin the tail on the donkey as Liberal government policy briefings have become.
Scott Morrison’s fended off the press before. His career is built on non-responses. As Sovereign Border Enforcer, Supreme Commander Brush-Off Morrison ruled any useful question out of order by militarising immigration, a tradition capably founded by Liberal PM John Winston Howard who in the Tampa crisis started the pernicious myth that refugees are our enemy. We have been at war with asylum seekers and ourselves ever since.
Happily for our PM it’s open season on demon people-smugglers, many of whom are refugees themselves. The vile, evil scum cop yet another salvo from a Turnbull determined to show he’s not soft on…
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THE CORPORATE MINIONS
Happy New Year, or same old same old?
Well, here we are, within a few days of the end of the year, and what we know for sure is that the Turdball, alleged, “government”, is still playing Abbott’s games 😯
In the last few weeks we’ve seen:
- The Paris CC conference, where the GHunt and Medusa Bitch-chops lied to the rest of the world, about our CC credentials 😯
- Hockey rewarded for gross incompetence 😡
- Morescum doing a Sloppy Joe, with pike, as he released the Kraken… Er… MYEFO (Mid Year Economic F#$* Over) 😯
- Abbott doing exactly what he promised he wouldn’t 😯 ,
- Macca trying to defect from the Libs to the Nats 😛
- Jamie Briggs quit cabinet after admitting to “Inappropriate behaviour” with a female Public Servant, after a few drinks in a Hong Kong bar O_o…
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A Turdball kind of Christmas…
With Christmas fast approaching, and things not looking really flash in the last couple of weeks for the Turdball (and I use the term loosely 😛 ) “led” LNP.
With the defection of Macca, to the Nats 😯 , the disastrous “Captains picks”, hot on the heels of the widespread condemnation of Abbott’s “Captains picks”, which at best shows a distinct lack of judgement on Turdball’s part too, and all the chatter, backgrounding and whiteanting, from the Abbott camp; is it any surprise that the only Christmas spirit enjoyed by the aforementioned Turdball, will be out of a bottle!
And some have suggested that by the look of his ruddy proboscis, he’s already well and truly started 😯
So here’s my take on the LNP Christmas 2015 😀
A Turdball kind of Christmas…
A Turball kind of Christmas
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LNP shills get shrill over playing kill bill…
What other possible reason could there be for the positively hysterical and slanderous diatribe unleashed by the mad monk against Bill shorten under parliamentary privilege? ❓
One can only assume that they know they are in deep shit, as the wheels fall off their Highly politicised “Royal Commission”, and the only smoking guns to be found are in the hands of LNP’ers, including Abbott and the Bishops, who just keep shooting themselves in the foot 🙄
The spectacle of the alleged Prime Minister of our country standing up in parliament and, as was declared by one commentator on the ABC, “Coming out swinging”, was to say the least, an unedifying spectacle, along with similar hysterical rants by Jules “Medusa” Bitch-chops and the glow in the dark Bananaby…
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